Only Ten Days Until the End of Election Season!

Joyous day! It seems like presidential voting will go smoothly today, and we’ll get a clear winner before the California polls close. Which means there’s only ten more days of national election coverage!

Major news outlets have piled such unreasonable resources into covering the campaigns that they physically cannot cover anything else for a week and a bit. A lot of journalists need retraining. And besides, they can squeeze more infotainment out of the election. There will be time to spin conspiracy theories, no matter who wins. And the losing VP candidate will say something crazy in a few days, so that will be infotainmentive. Then, a bunch of people who couldn’t predict winners day of the election will make some straight-out-of-the-ass predictions about who will win in a landslide in 2016 — because at this point it’s Gingrich’s to loose, you know. And that will take us to next, glorious Friday when this horseshit finally ends.

And in the mean time, everyone will go on pretending that the most informative political analysis comes from a Spin Doctor lying to you.

And when it’s all done, the only one who will have be arrested is Malcolm Tucker.

So I star I start from the supposition that the world is topsy-turvy…