Spreading Santorum

I cannot tell you how overjoyed I was, three years ago, the first time I heard that we, as a society, had finally settled on a word to describe the frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the by-product of anal sex. And that word we picked was “santorum.”

It was truly wonderful when I first heard it. I thought “Case Closed. We can now move on.” But it seems there is a another frighteningly popular definition for santorum. I just want to remind everyone that http://spreadingsantorum.com/ should be your official resource for santorum related definitions.